Dear Theoretical Readers (or spambots):
My name is Brian Dale & I live in Athens, TN -
which is better than living nowhere,
but only just barely.
I have been recently published
in the whirling eddies of 3 streams,
the whispers of your mother's gynecologist
on the back of the last pack of gum
you left to melt in the car's back window.
Otherwise, I am saving himself for
some nifty tornado
a biped with more words than legs.
I'm not really sorry,
but I'll make you a sandwich if you're hungry.
Be glad you're not him, because I am (usually).