"how to extract a fishlamp from your hideous relics"
ingredients needed
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* 23 jester magnets
* 9 oz of sarcataclysm
* a jigger of formaldehyde
* 7 large eggs (biped)
* an invisible banana
(ask your parents to help if you're not sure
if you should be running w/scissors or not!)
at noon you will feel
a vague swelling,
ready all the catnip then
roast it
on irregular-low till
it stops whinnying
blot the remaining
syntax with cheesecloth
or
a frisbee
if both tails have cracked
down the middle, rotate your
jaundice & pray
for rain
make sure to save
the sweat of your
brow,
it can be used
later
to douse the fires
of your passion
mix well using
your grandmother's thigh
bone
& a
bottle
found
hidden
under a
bridge
if your name turns
yellow, pop it
open & remove the crust
(otherwise, thursday)
garnish with kudzu
extravagance & serve
serveserveserveserve
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